Them (2006) **1/2

From a poster that seems to promise some sort of John Carpenteresque awesomeness to lack of plot development to annoyingly shaky camerawork, Them (2006), while not a "bad" film per se, is nothing special—a mildly tense stalk and kill that is thankfully short (1 hr, 17 mins), despite feeling more like 2 hours.