Legend (1985) ****

The colors, production design, cinematography, phenomenal makeup by Rob Bottin (the man) and overall magicalness are what earn this film four stars, more so than the acting, plot or dialogue (even though I quote a lot of it).

Recommended if you enjoy crouching Tom Cruise, heavily prostheticized Tim Curry and/or gothed-out Mia Sara.

I'll never get over this crush: