Laserblast (1978) ***

If you enjoy lead actors who look like the lovechild of Mark Hamill and Michael Biehn that are shirtless for 90% of a film's running time, who alternately slink around like The Wolfman (but with green face paint) or wave their arms around in a victory dance, 5 minutes of Roddy McDowall as a doctor, stop-motion aliens that look like slimy dino-turds, at least 7 cars exploding, and (naturally) a gratuitous amount of laserblasting (with literally no explanation for any of the above), then Laserblast (1978) is your dream come true.