Zombie Island Massacre (1984) **

Zombie Island Massacre (1984) is basically a feature-length Scooby-Doo episode with a smattering of boobs, a terribly convoluted and barely decipherable plot that has something to do with drugs, an eventual Night Of The Living Dead (1968) (review) style siege setup (minus any of the tension), and a sad attempt at a film noir finale—all sans zombies. Pretty terrible, but amusingly so.