Norwegian Ninja (Kommandør Treholt & Ninjatroppen) (2010) **1/2

Goes for a Danger: Diabolik flavor, but mostly falls short. Still some interesting imagery and fun at times.
But this is definitely one of those 80 min movies that feels like 2 hours.


Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982) ***1/2



Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Mr. Hand: Aloha. My name is Mr. Hand.

Mike Damone: Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

Mike Damone: First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.