Terror Train (1980) **

Terror Train (1980) is a predictable, plodding, only mildly funny slog of a horror movie. The pacing reminds me a lot of Tobe Hooper, who, rest his soul, only truly made a few great films. There aren't even very many good gore gags/shock scenes either. Not even David Copperfield's creepy magician can save this from being a snoozefest. Typical, tropey stuff; not terrible, but not terrifying either.