Uninvited (1988) ***

If you're in the mood for a mutant cat climbing in and out of a regular (?) cat, terrible acting, the same two sound effects library cat noises (even when said cat's mouth is closed) more times than you can count, atrocious editing, piss poor creature effects, bikini butts, and bad dancing then Uninvited (1988) is very, very much your film. Plus you get character legends Clu Gulager (A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge, The Return Of The Living Dead (both 1985)) and George Kennedy (the same year he starred in one of his most famous roles in The Naked Gun). That, my friends, is one good time at the movies. Seeing this killer-cat-on-a-yacht Z-grader with an audience was a hilarious experience, particularly the ending—the theater absolutely erupted with laughter. You can't polish a turd but when the turd is this tasty, maybe you shouldn't. * for quality, ***** for fun = *** overall.

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I couldn't choose just one terrible poster to represent this film, so here's four.

Just a glimpse of what awaits.