Terror Firmer (1998) ***

"Shoot the scene anyway. We don't need sound."

"Larry, the next scene is Sgt. Kabukiman delivering the Gettysburg Address."

"How can you like this offensive garbage anyway?"

"Because it is offensive."

"No one is gonna believe that this guy is getting eaten by an escalator if we don't do the closeups of the torso popping open and the organs getting squished!"

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