Death Has Blue Eyes (1976) **1/2

Despite the title, Death Has Blue Eyes (1976) is not a giallo. Nor is it a very good film. And really, the titular eyes are more green than blue. It's an everything-and-the-kitchen-sink affair—part spy spoof, part softcore porn, part supernatural thriller. The editing is atrocious, it's incredibly goofy, random, and makes almost no sense. In spite of all this (and largely because of all this), it's very entertaining. DHBE is perfect popcorn fodder for weirdos and lovers of weird cinema, bless its heart.