Girls School Screamers (1985) **1/2

Girls School Screamers (1985) is a hilarious horror film starring a bunch of no-name actors, featuring some truly terrible dialogue and basically zero suspense. This Troma-distributed quasi-slasher had some gore inserts tacked onto it, which is very obvious considering how tame the film is overall. There is fun to be had here with the right crowd and tempered expectations.