The Boneyard (1991) **1/2

The Boneyard (1991) is a Z-grade direct-to-video horror film that spends far too much time building up to a ridiculous final third that is worth the snooze fest and poor acting that precedes it. The plot is something about mummified corpses, a psychic and some detectives detecting at a funeral home, but all you really need to know is that you get silly but awesome creature f/x via some creepy Asian demon children, a bug-eyed Phyllis Diller monster, a giant zombie poodle and a score (and catchy AOR tune over the end credits) that are all better than this film deserves.