Steel Dawn (1987) **1/2 [Vestron Video Double Feature Pt. 1]

Even though 1987’s Steel Dawn is just a middling cheapo Shane (1953)/Mad Max 2 (1981) (review) rip-off (down to Brian May composing the score, which is really good), I’d still love to live in a world where Patrick Swayze is a mulleted nomadic desert warrior.